Meh

[Meh]

[inkskinned]

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

[adarkerbeamoflight]

"How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting."

[Meh]

[pukicho]

Hey keep the music train goin here’s a full release! ENJOY the cool choir sample. sleep to this song, wake up to this song, eat to this song.

SOUNDCLOUD LINK

SPOTIFY SOOOON

[Meh]

[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[real-flatfish]

[kelssiel]

and i just can’t look it’s killing me!

and he’s taking a stroll

[suddenrundown]

evolving, turning fins into some feet

crawling onto dry land

falling face first in the sand

[jerboamoe]

isnt that the price we pay?!

sandy sands are calling me

open up your flipper-haaaaaaaands

im mister

FISH

M A N

[Meh]

Anonymous asked:

Try to have some respect the queen just DIED. It's not like she was evil or anything

qqueenofhades answered:

And why should I do that for the head of a family that oversaw the British Empire’s legendarily brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion, has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew and tried to get the scandal to go away, personally paid Andrew’s financial settlement while the family treated Meghan Markle terribly and gave her none of the same protection, exerted a huge amount of control over UK public finances without any transparency or disclosure (while also receiving huge amounts of that money), got to personally edit laws according to her likes and dislikes, enjoyed sweeping legal immunities that are described as a “threat to UK democracy,” is the most visible figurehead of British colonialism even as her descendants put on a horribly tone-deaf Caribbean tour (twice in one year!) that was basically about unreconstructed imperial imagery of the kind that is poisoning Britain, while the entire country buys into the fantasy that she is an impartial, uninvolved, kindly and benevolent grandmotherly figure….?

Nah.

[Meh]

[decadenttragedytale]

I was tagged by @rocknrollsoul76 ♡

Rules: List ten songs you like, each by a different artist, and tag ten people to do the same.

1. (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult
2. The Chauffeur - Duran Duran
3. Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie
4. Lonesome Town - Ricky Nelson
5. Thinking of a Place - The War on drugs
6. Hey Hey what can I do - Led Zeppelin
7. Dead Horse - Guns N Roses
8. Got some news - Izzy Stradlin
9. Love is a Lonely song - Paul Anka
10. Layla (Acoustic) - Eric Clapton

I don't think I will tag ten people but here are my tags : @pinkpatiencecreepers @illtakeitgoddammit @starstruckcreatorpastafish @caughtmeinafoodcoma @rocknrolljade no pressure to do it ♡

[loverbabyfighter]

Thank you for the tag and always thinking of me 😊⚡️

1. Faultline, silverchair

2. Drive my car, the Beatles

3. When I’m small, phantogram

4. Radio friendly unit shifter, nirvana

5. Stroll on, the yardbirds

6. Hold ya, grlwood

7. The longest wave, red hot chili peppers

8. There was a time, guns n roses

9. Another hit n run, def Leppard

10. West coast smoker, fall out boy

@nikkisqueenofsleaze @plutomelon @axysbbygurl @sstradlin @antiihistamines @noodlegoose420 @born-to-lose @mckaganjams @cherryrose62

[nikkisqueenofsleaze]

Thank you, rad babe! 🖤♥️ @caughtmeinafoodcoma

1. Looks that kill // Mötley Crüe

2. American nightmare // The Misfits

3. Ace of Spades // Motörhead

4. Hellion // W.A.S.P

5. Still Ill // The Smiths

6. Cherry Pie // Warrant

7. Welcome to the jungle // Guns n Roses

8. The Ballad of Jayne // L.A. Guns

9. Naughty naughty // Danger Danger

10. Wanted dead or alive // Bon Jovi

Tagging // @songbirds-sweet @americanrocknroll @longlivejbj @rocknrollsoul76 @grade-a-california-oranges @sinning-sixx

[longlivejbj]

Thank you for the tag babes!! 💖💖

1. Born to be my baby - bon jovi

2. Don’t go away mad - motley crue

3. Estranged - guns n roses

4. Mr crowley - ozzy osbourne

5. Don’t talk to strangers - dio

6. Trapped under ice - metallica

7. Hey stoopid- alice cooper

8. Love bites - def leppard

9. Look what the cat dragged in - poison

10. Lick it up - kiss

I’ll tag @novemberslashhx @oxymarine @hungercityhellhound @sticky-side-up @classicrocklover @grade-a-california-oranges and anyone who wants to do this!! 🧡🧡

[i-never-wanted-anything-so-bad]

Thank you so much @longlivejbj for the tag!💗

1. 14 years - Guns N’ Roses

2. Love’s An Injection - Hanoi Rocks

3. Shake Me - Cinderella

4. The Price Of Love - Bon Jovi

5. Black Sheep - Palaye Royale

6. Heaven’s On Fire - KISS

7. Photograph - Def Leppard

8. It’s Not Love - Dokken

9. Lady In Black - Uriah Heep

10. She Has Funny Cars - Jefferson Airplane

I’ll tag @farewellmusic , @hungercityhellhound , @born-to-lose , @six-shot-heart-attack , @shake-it-like-a-rattlesnake , @damage-incorp0rated , @lets-make-it-baby , @ludwigcrosley11 and anyone who wants to try❤️

[damage-incorp0rated]

ty for the tag, @classicrocklover!!

1. One - Metallica

2. My Michelle - Guns N' Roses

3. Wild Side - Motley Crue

4. Hangar 18 - Megadeth

5. Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers

6. Shot of Love - King's X

7. Rest In Peace - Extreme

8. Loser - Beck

9. Who Made Who - AC/DC

10. Breakin' Down - Skid Row

@wynwynfrau @mustaint @grade-a-california-oranges @sixer-mayhem @micklovesfob @shake-it-like-a-rattlesnake @larsaholic @fishlad @punkgecko @americanrocknroll (no pressure)

[fishlad]

Thanks for the tag @damage-incorp0rated !

1. Anesthesia by Type O Negative
2. Every You Every Me by Placebo
3. I Ejaculate Fire by Dethklok
4. Disposable Heroes by Metallica
5. Ghost Division by Sabaton
6. Die Alone by A Pale Horse Named Death
7. Nitro (Youth Energy) by The Offspring
8. I Was Buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery by Woods of Ypres
9. Angry Chair by Alice in Chains
10. Red Barchetta by Rush

Tagging @iridescentanamika @whereisthesharpener @ephemeraljimin @ina90sstateofmind @rebel-yellx @yer-erster and anyone else who wants to!

[lovelenivy]

Thank you for tagging @fishlad !

1. repeat until death - novo amor

2. me - the 1975

3. sarah minor - keaton henson

4. bubblegum - clairo

5. vanilla twilight - owl city

6. spring day - bts

7. coffee - beabadoobee

8. summertime - my chemical romance

9. passing afternoon - iron & wine

10. valentine's day - finding hope

tagging (sorry!) @mynovia @dagmartoons @king-ofconfusion @fandoms-and-things @bibright @fandomqueen2003 @helloliriels @captainsolocide @thespiritofeon @uwujiminie

and whoever else wants to!

[king-ofconfusion]

i was tagged in a thing thats so cool

1 High Definition-Waterparks

2 Sweet Tooth -Cavetown

3 Fake Your Death - mcr

4 Hospital Beds - Palaye Royale

5 20 Dollar Nosebleed - Fall Out Boy

6 Basement Noise - All Time Low

7 serotonin- girl in res

8 Dont Throw Out My Legos - AJR

9 Afraid - The Neighborhood (ah or Honest thats good af)

10 Tip Toes - Half • Alive

(now is the real hard part: do i know ten people)

@hhhiwanttogohome @three-frogs-in-a-silly-hat @lapislantern @zombielove13 (that never comes up until i type it all its really annoying lmao) @storyof-eden @horselessjockey @enby-bpd (are we mutuals? i assumed we are but i dont actually know lmao) @percyjacksonwriter @severussnaddy @jerboamoe

[jerboamoe]

aaaaaa music time!! hold on lemme just go whack my playlist like a piñata till it drops enough songs to add to the list lmao

in no particular order:

1. Smoke Signals - Cavetown

2. Morph - Twenty One Pilots

3. Spaceman - The Killers

4. Impossible Boy - The Hoosiers

5. Ready Aim Fire - Imagine Dragons (or Nothing Left to Say idk i cant pick)

6. Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon

7. Lynn - Jack Stauber (or Estranger theyre both amazing)

8. Jackpot - TheFatRat

9. Black and Gold - Sam Sparro (idk any of his other songs but this ones sooo good)

10. Factories - Autoheart (one of my favourites songs ever tbh, and love the rest of the punch album too)

and for tagging! (feel free to not do this if u dont wanna!)

@squirmmy​ @shy–cookie​

[Meh]

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

[smol-bean413]

this is what insomnia sounds like

[paprikanoir]

Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭

[hotdogmillionaire]

catch me foaming at the mouth unresponsive to all stimuli on the outside stairway of arbys at 3 am with this playin in the back

[celestial-dial]

@leojulius13

[letmeclaireify]

I was like “ooh that looks delicious” but it was muted. Then I saw the comments comparing the music to mental illness, unmuted the video and can oddly relate?

I’m over here laughing hysterically

[goopy-amethyst]

“Come on it can’t be that fucking bad” t. clueless

[lespoopypodle]

That’s an oof

[jerboamoe]

i genuinely could not get thru the first 5 seconds for a good few solid minutes cuz i kept rewinding it and sending myself back into a wheezing fit

[Meh]

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

August 6th 2021

12 am Eastern Time (US)

4am UTC

5am BST/London

6am Central Europe Time

7am Moscow Standard Time

9:30 Indian Standard Time

12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western

1:00 pm Japan Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Cental time

2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time

August 5th 2021

11pm Central Time (US)

10pm Mountain Time (US)

9pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

Event Time Announcer - Log off protest 2021

Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a

timeanddate.com

[Meh]

[Meh]

[yupokaysuremhm]

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

[smol-satan]

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

[yupokaysuremhm]

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we're the entire circus

[Meh]

[malcolm-f-tucker]

you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!

[Meh]

[otherwindow]

feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds

[otherwindow]

guardian angels watching over us but they’re perched on a power line

[otherwindow]

horrific biblical angel but when they sit down they become round and cute like a fat fluffy bird

[emsloe]

One day I came to work and found a baby angel in the warehouse. It sat quietly in an open stretch of concrete where the vans usually parked. It couldn’t walk or fly, and every time it flapped its wings, it listed to one side as if injured.

Some of my coworkers spared it a pitying glance, but everyone left it be. I wonder how long it had been there, exposed and alone on that wide stretch of empty space. The angel watched us with round, wary eyes and made futile attempts to move.

I couldn’t accept that the angel wasn’t worth saving. Eventually, I asked for a cardboard box. The custodian helped me gently coax the angel into it, and reminded me not to bring the angel back if it recovered, because there were too many angels in the warehouse already.

My coworkers, seeing me with it, began to take interest in the wounded angel. Will it survive, they asked? Who would nurse it back to health? Where will it go? Most wildlife rehabilitators wouldn’t accept angels; angels always congregate around human civilization, and rehabbers are more concerned with wilder creatures.

It was decided, by unanimous nonverbal agreement, that this angel was my responsibility now. During my shift, I sent a few frantic texts: to my mom, to a friend, and to the only angel expert I knew of.

My friend said: “Here are some places that might take the angel; you can call and see.”

The angel expert said: “The angel’s leg is injured, but its wings are fine. See how it uses one wing as a crutch? Keep it in the box until you can take it to a professional. Give it some food and water. You can keep it in the bathroom where the cat can’t reach it.”

My mom said: “I found a place that will take the angel. I can pick it up after you’re done with work and take it there.”

After my shift, I retrieved the cardboard box, lifting it carefully so as not to jostle its occupant. The baby angel struck out with its wings, in fear or protest. I whispered to it: “Be not afraid.” We parted ways on the sidewalk, the box exchanging hands, tucked into the foot space of the passenger’s seat of the car.

A text came a couple days later saying that the angel was okay, that it could already walk again and would make a full recovery.

All my life, I’ve been enamored by angels. The patterns of their wings, their gentle voices, their curious eyes. Their persistence in surviving, even when society cast them aside. With angels looking down on me from roofs and fences and power lines, I always felt less alone.

And I used to wonder: if I spoke of them by a different name, would people remember that pigeons were once called holy?